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[edelguards]

Leave a message, or don't. I do not care. Make your choice... if you dare.

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Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️ SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

Text; un: hubert

[edelguards]

[what in the name of emoji?!?!]

I do not even know how to properly unpack all of this

If you wanted a chocolate covered dick, then you needed only ask.

Re: Text;

[bakudan_bambino]

fine

Give me chocolate covered dick

[edelguards]

If you beg- I may actually do it.

[bakudan_bambino]

no thanks

[edelguards]

Too bad

[bakudan_bambino]

I don’t beg for chocolate

[edelguards]

But you'll beg for cock?

[bakudan_bambino]

among a few other things, yes

[edelguards]

You are indeed a peculiar one.

[bakudan_bambino]

that’s not so bad

[aididitmyway]

[A package is sitting outside of the apartment he shares with the Fire Emblems, addressed to Hubert.

When he opens it, it's a pink bunny.

I know pink bunnies aren't really your thing, but here's something to remind you of me when I'm not there. And to say thank you for everything you helped me with before I could get anything!

♥ Ruby]

[edelguards]

[It may not be his thing but he has put the bunny in his room, between two decorative skulls.]

Thank you for the rabbit

I will find a small collar for it, to truly bring out the Duplicity feel.

[aididitmyway]

it's gotta be cute
but it can be black if you want
just because the bunny is pink

[edelguards]

And when Ferdinand asks about it, I will simply tell him he has been lacking in giving me gifts.
Watch- it will make him squirm if he thinks for a moment someone is outdoing him in something.

Ha ha ha ha

[aididitmyway]

wait
seriously
should i leave you a few other things too
make sure we leave something so he can walk by it when it's in the package?
and see it's for you?

[edelguards]

You will help me torment him?
Excellent.
Yes, do it, he will go crazy trying to top your efforts.

[aididitmyway]

you gotta make sure you tell me EVERYTHING though ok

[edelguards]

I wonder if I would be able to record it all and send it to you.

[aididitmyway]

pls and ty
i need it like i need air

[edelguards]

Hah!
Do you enjoy pranks, Ruby?

[aididitmyway]

yes
when they aren't happening to me!

[edelguards]

Then you will be pleased to know that tormenting Ferdinand is one of my most favorite hobbies!
Ah, how red in the face he gets, all worked up... it is quite a lovely sight to see.

[aididitmyway]

and that's why i WANT to see it too ok
you're about to have an amazing christmas

[edelguards]

Oh? And what is this Christmas you speak of?

[Fodlan does not have xmas....]

Is it a holiday where you are from?